Still considered a taboo topic almost everywhere in the current society, vibrators and masturbation are slowly starting to hit the mainstream. While everything from the media to simple conversations tout the honor-laden male masturbation techniques, for us women the story is completely different.
Luckily, FriendlyHostility is here to save the day and change the abstract. We present our 2019 vibrator buyer’s guide, showcasing the ten best vibrators for your needs this new year. Additionally, we will cover some masturbation techniques and tricks that will ensure you get the most effective pleasure from your new team member.
Vibrators are wonderful sex toys for women. Selecting the perfect vibrator based on your personal needs is crucial to ensure a high-quality and pleasurable experience. This being the case, there are quite a few things that need to be considered before pulling the trigger on a buzzy new friend. These things will help to ensure you find a vibrator that meets and exceeds your needs, and that is the reason for this guide.
Before hopping into the types of vibrators, factors considered in our research and more, here are our top ten choices for the best vibrators for 2019 (in no particular order):
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Vibrator Reviews
Lovehoney Happy Rabbit – Jack of All Trades
Finding a high-quality rabbit-style vibrator can be like trying to find a sex toy in a haystack. They can become incredibly complicated machines, far different than the ever-popular bullet vibrators. However, if you can get a rabbit vibrator fine-tuned to your needs, you’ll never look back! The Happy Rabbit by Lovehoney may be that rabbit vibrator for you.
We are all different sizes and shapes. Our nether regions are not built the same, and our happy spots are not always in the same place from person to person. This being the case, when looking for a rabbit vibrator, one of the most important functions is adjustability. It is here that the Lovehoney Happy Rabbit shines. Both the shaft and ears of this rabbit vibe are heavily adjustable. The ears can even be angled such that they perfectly cradle the clitoris. Add to this adjustability in the shaft head, and you are ready for the big leagues.
Product Highlights
This product is completely waterproof for the extra pleasurable sessions, and has fifteen different functions (a dozen for the shaft and three for the ears). The three ear functions have varying intensity levels and consistent speeds. The shaft follows suit, but has nine patterns from which to choose. Upon our testing, we found the vibrations to be constant, rumbly and round, and well-traveled through the whole device.
Customization is key to Lovehoney’s Happy Rabbit. As such, the shaft and ears can be utilized in tandem, or can be used with just one or the other. With its dual motors, it was expected that the Happy Rabbit would be loud as hell. However, upon use, we discovered that it was not as noisy as anticipated (although it is far louder than many of the other options on our list).
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Pros
- Incredible price point, ideal for those looking for a first rabbit vibrator
- High performance and great customization based on needs and moods
- Dual motors allow for multiple vibes at the same time
- Still relatively quiet even at the highest vibration speeds
- Very adjustable to meet the needs of your specific anatomy
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Cons
- Performance is not as high as alternatives on our list, but the price is right
- While not buzzsaw-like, the noise levels were higher than alternative models
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We-Vibe Tango – Powerful Yet Discreete
We-Vibe makes some incredible quality “tools”. There is a reason they show up on our top ten list two times. They make some of the most popular vibrators on the market, including the We-Vibe Tango.
The tango comes with eight different vibration levels, four intensity levels (from Low to Ultra), and four patterns (wave, tease, cha-cha and pulse). While diminutive in size, this bullet vibrator has all the power you need for a gripping climax.
Typically, for high-intensity vibrations, a larger motor is needed. However, the Tango fits a powerful vibe in a very small package, which makes it ideal for portability and discreteness. Additionally, while very powerful, the We-Vibe Tango is also whisper quiet.
While coming at a higher price point than some of the alternatives on our list of the best vibrators for 2019, you truly get what you pay for. The tango is no exception and will provide leg-locking orgasms time and time again.
The lipstick end of the Tango provides very high accuracy, while the flatter side allows for some more subtle, muted vibrations for longer sessions and foreplay. Also, the Tango has an inbuilt memory function, starting at the previous setting when powering back on after a break.
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Pros
- Incredible performance in a small package
- Deeper, more intense rumbles than same-sized alternatives
- Low battery indicator lets you know when it’s time to recharge
- Less expensive than Lelo products
- Whisper-quiet vibrations for discrete use
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Cons
- Can get very slippery very quickly, a disadvantage with its small size
- Battery life was not at long as we would have hoped, interrupting longer moan sessions
- While less expensive than Lelo products, was still highly priced compared to alternatives
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We-Vibe Sync – Great For Couples & Long Distance Lovers
Bringing sex toys and vibrators into the bedroom is a wonderful method for spicing things up. With people who find themselves separated by distance, We-Vibe has developed the Sync. One of the drawbacks is that, with many of the other vibrators on our list, regardless of who is using the toy, someone’s hand is always busy. This is where the functional C-shape of the Sync comes into play.
This product is completely hands-free, for the ultimate pleasurable sensation. One arm of the vibrator rests gently on your clitoris. The other arm slips inside the vagina. This is different than a rabbit vibrator though, is it’s more of a clip. In fact, many couples have reported that they can penetrate their partner even with the Sync clipped in.
[divider]Please check out our full review of the We-Vibe Sync here.[/divider]This product pulls out all the stops (and has a price point to match). It is compatible with the We-Vibe mobile app and Bluetooth, so it can be triggered and manipulated from anywhere. It is completely wireless and recharges quickly, so will be ready when you are. The arms of the Sync are adjustable to fit unique shapes and can target the clitoris and G-spot at the same time. This is truly a wonder product for long distance couples, those looking for vibration and penetration, and cam girls and others wanting a hands-free experience, provided your budget allows.
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Pros
- Amazing for couples and solo play
- Can be operated hands-free, and from a distance using the mobile app and Bluetooth
- Very comfortable, and offers clitoral and G-spot stimulation, even with penetration
- Easy to clean, highly functional, quick recharging, and looks stylish as all get out
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Cons
- Price, price, price. This is one of the most expensive sex toys we have reviewed
- Some report discomfort and tingling after long sessions, giving more of the buzz and less rumble
- Takes some practise before you can comfortably be penetrated with the sync inside you
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Hitachi Magic Wand – Cordless and Powerful!
The Hitachi Magic Wand is the grandmother of vibrators. Originally manufactured in the early 1970s, it has always been meant as a product to assist those recovering from injuries related to sports. However, it didn’t take long for frisky women to discover a fun, interesting new use for the Hitachi product.
Ever since the Hitachi Magic Wand has had a 40+ year reputation of being one fantastic vibrator. While it is a corded option (which we mentioned not being a fan of) and needs to be plugged in for use, the reasoning is sound, as the motor is a true beast.
[divider]Please check out our full review of the Hitachi Magic Wand Here.[/divider]
This sex toy is for external pleasure and stellar vibration of the clitoral region. The large, soft head and strong, sturdy design truly make this the gold standard for vibrators. Additionally, it’s quite discreet, as it is used and recommended to help alleviate injuries.
If you are on the lookout for a very powerful vibration champ with worlds of sensation, look no further than the Magic Wand. It’s a great option both with a partner or by yourself, and is a must-have for high power and strong sensations. It is a highly adaptable device that can be utilized in many ways, and is truly a crowd favorite.
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Pros
- Strong discretion (it’s not officially marketed as a sex toy)
- Comes with plenty of available attachments, think like a Kitchenaid mixer
- Is multifunctional and usable on multiple body parts, not just genitalia
- Has strong power and vibration rumble for insane clitoral orgasms
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Cons
- Can be too powerful for some people with more sensitive regions
- Very much not stylish, it looks like a microphone from the 1970s
- Large
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Womanizer Pro – Oral Simulator
This is something different from what I am used to. The Womanizer Pro (terrible name, I know) is the first vibrator I’ve tried that uses both suction and vibration to act as a sort of oral sex simulation. The results of this are truly outstanding, let me tell you!
With eight levels of intensity, there is plenty of room for customization with this unique vibrator experience. I highly suggest the lighter settings, as this product provides direct stimulation of the clitoris, and even they suggest not using it for more than 15 minutes at a time. Yes, you read that right. Direct clitoral stimulation. Guess what that hole is for?
[divider]Please read our full review of the Womanizer Pro here.[/divider]
The Womanizer Pro comes with two interchangeable silicone heads, working with just about any size clitoris to provide maximum comfort and pleasure. The product is short and wide, providing a good fit in the palm of the hand, however there are concerns about the fit in between legs. Compared to the older Womanizer version, the product is smaller, quieter and more discreet, and intensity controls are a quick button push away.
One downside noted is that the product is not waterproof, so cleanup consists of removing and washing the silicone head and then wiping down the body of the toy. Not a terrible process, but more involved than some alternatives. Regardless of this, you will have a hard time finding a more suitable direct clitoral stimulation and oral sex simulation machine than the Womanizer Pro! Expect a completely different orgasm than the other vibrators on our list, and not in a bad way.
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Pros
- A highly powerful and unique suction-like experience much like oral pleasure
- Varying levels of intensity from very light to extremely intense
- Multiple heads available to suit larger clitorises with ease
- The strongest option for direct clitoral stimulation on our list, including rabbit vibrators
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Cons
- The name is weird, and may not jive well with certain markets
- The button can be difficult to press when in the thick of things
- The shape is upgraded from the original, but is now relatively awkward to hold between legs
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Lelo Sona – Clitoris Top Pick
This kidney-looking beauty is a wonderful new vibrator from creativity pioneer Lelo. The Lelo Sona touts itself as a sonic clitoral massager, putting it firmly in the same category as the Womanizer Pro above, but with some distinct differences.
The Lelo Sona utilizes sonic waves and pulsing motitons to stimulate the clitoris. The manufacturer states that it stimulates the entire clitoris, not just the external parts like most vibrators. By that, they mean many vibrators only access the glans (external part that peeks out). This leaves the internal structures unstimulated. Conversely, this product is said to use sonic pulses to resonate deep into the internal clitoral structures.
Where this differs from the Womanizer is that the Sona uses a tapping motion instead of a suction motion to stimulate the clitoris. And it sure did stimulate! I felt it deep in my internal clitoris, which was a new and intense feeling for me. This was an incredible product; however, it does have a few disadvantages.
The noise level was insane compared to alternatives, especially when pressed against the skin. It has eight vibration patterns like the Womanizer, but they are slightly more intense with each progressive level. Also, unlike the Womanizer, the combination ABS plastic and silicone Sona is completely waterproof, so it can be rinsed and washed in a snap.
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Pros
- Not a bad price point for what it offers users
- Completely waterproof, for easy cleanup and quick rinsing
- A different and new sensation, with internal clitoral stimulation and tapping motions
- A neat design and comfortable shape for holding and extended masturbation sessions
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Cons
- This product is one of the loudest tested, so is very much not discreet
- Starting up the product after recharging can be confusing, with multiple button presses needed
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Lovehoney Wickedly Powerful Love Egg – Budget Friendly Option
There isn’t much online about Lovehoney’s Wickedly Powerful Love Egg. However, the entry level price point made it a must-try from the same company that makes the incredible rabbit vibrator reviewed above. As reviewed on their website “Spin the wheel of good fortune and even greater sensations with this dial-controlled vibrating love egg. Powerful multi-speed action is at the touch of a finger as you – or your partner – slide the intensity to your chosen strength. Eggstacy guaranteed!”
As expected, I had to give it a go. The egg shape of the stimulator is designed to work both internally and externally, providing stimulation of either the clitoris or G-spot. I tried both with relative success.
As expected from the entry-level price, this product produced far more buzzing and far less rumbling. As such, it was a bit louder and less intense orgasm-wise than alternatives. However, having the controls separate from the egg made it great for convenient increases or decreases of vibrations, compared to shoving my hand into my crotch to revisit intensities.
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Pros
- The price point is there, being the least expensive of the ten we chose
- It can be used for clitoral stimulation, or directly inserted for vaginal stimulation
- This is a great option for couples, with one controlling and the other experiencing
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Cons
- The product and controls are separated by a 31-inch cord, which can get in the way
- This product is powered by batteries, meaning it can and will cut out amid a pleasure-fest
- The egg is noisier than many of the other egg alternatives
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Satisfyer Pro 2 – Always Finish Satisfied
This is the third on our list that mimics the feel of oral stimulation on the clitoris, along with the Womanizer Pro and the Lelo Sona. The Satisfyer Pro 2 has a very strange sensation. As Erika Lynae stated: “It’s a really strange sensation — some people have likened the Pro 2 to feeling like tiny fish nibbling on their bits — but it’s proven to be surprisingly effective for a lot of people.” I am inclined to agree.
This product looks like a large AirPod, with a small suction hole at one end that is silicone and soft. Lower priced than alternative suction-focused clitoral models that we tested, the Satisfyer Pro 2 is also completely waterproof. This means that it can be washed, rinsed and dried in one shot instead of needing towels and tools and such to clean.
The Satisfyer Pro 2 was reviewed as being mid-range for noise, but my review differs. This thing sounds like a buzz saw. It was by far one of the loudest vibrators on the list of ten recommendations. This takes away the discretion aspect, even with the diminutive size. But the feeling is something else. Maybe it was a buzz saw, but it was more rumble and less buzz for sure.
This product doesn’t hurt to try at all. If you buy the Satisfyer Pro 2 through Lovehoney, they’ve got a 365-day, no-questions-asked return policy. You can get a full refund on the purchase price if it turns out not to be your cup of tea. But man, it sure feels like heaven!
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Pros
- Lower price point with similar features to other “sucking” models
- Diminutive size and comfortable to hold when using
- The incredible suction feeling is second to none, leading to powerful clitoral orgasms
- Completely waterproof, for easy washing and rinsing
- Rechargeable with a super-fast recharge and long runtime, perfect for longer sessions
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Cons
- Sounding like a chainsaw when using, negating all discretion that the small size would provide
- More rumble and less buzz, but still quite a bit of buzz
- Some report feeling clitoral discomfort after use, or numbness of the clit
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Doxy Massager
The Doxy Massager is the “next generation” of wand vibrator, and is touted as a step up from the Hitachi Magic Wand. This product became a powerhouse once the Hitachi Magic Wand stopped being sold in the United Kingdom, and it has exploded in popularity ever since. Similarly priced and similarly styled, I was curious if the Doxy had the power to upend the queen of the castle. The verdict: it’s hard to tell!
The Doxy is one of the most powerful massagers in production right now. It has a 9,000 RPM motor, and the volume to match. However, the volume is about half the decibels of the Hitachi at their highest levels. However, one of the small drawbacks to this product is that, with its multiple vibration intensities, it starts up at 75 percent intensity. That is an insane level even for someone with strong sex toy experience like myself.
As far as structures go, it comes with a very soft, pliable head, far softer than the Hitachi. This head is made from medical-grade PVC, and instructions suggest to not use oils or oil-based lubes, as it can exacerbate deterioration of the material.
Also, this needs to be noted. When you receive the package in the mail, you will notice that the photo of the Doxy on the front of it is massive. Do not be alarmed! The packaging photo is far larger than the actual massager.
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Pros
- This product is an upgraded version of the Hitachi Magic Wand in several ways
- Powerful motor and a ton of intensity settings, from gentle to freight train powerful
- Quieter than the Hitachi model, but still relatively loud
- Corded model may be obtrusive, but you’ll never be left holding a dead vibrator
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Cons
- The PVC head, while nice and soft, is far lower quality than heads of similar models
- Higher price point than the Hitachi, even with similar features, may not make it worthwhile
- The cord can get in the way for sure!
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We-Vibe Rave
The We-Vibe Rave is the third model from We-Vibe that we have in our top ten list of suggested vibrators. A stellar G-spot simulator, the Rave is a wonderful option for anyone looking for an incredible package at a moderate price point. Unlike previous We-Vibe products, this is one of their first forays into vibrators meant for internal use.
The Rave has a strange design. You might think it’s nothing more than a curved rod. But it’s not. While it does hold a standard G-spot curve like most alternatives, there is nothing symmetrical at all about this vibrator. The Rave swoops to the side, giving it a tapered edge. The head itself is bulbous. The whole body is rimmed by strange-looking corners. The result of this is a product that is both comfortable to hold, interesting to look at, and effective for targeting the G-spot.
If you were hoping for a squishy toy, however, you will likely be disappointed to learn that the Rave is very firm, and not soft whatsoever. This is wonderful for those who love firmer pressure points on their G-spot or clitoris. However, take care when thrusting to avoid poking your cervix. When starting, the Rave starts up at full intensity, and gives a solid rumble with no hint of cheap, tinny buzz.
Unfortunately, the Rave is not waterproof. It is splash proof, so you can rinse it in water. However, take care not to completely immerse the We-Vibe Rave in water. I highly recommend that you rinse the Rave with warm soapy water before and after each use. Take care not to immerse it in water. When dry, store it in its white satin pouch. Bing bang boom, good to go. This product is awesome, and is also compatible with the WeConnect app, making it ideal for those in long distance relationships, or those looking to get technical with their masturbation routines.
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Pros
- Solid design, functional, minimal, and compatible with Bluetooth apps
- Wonderful stimulation of the G-spot, and a solid rumble instead of a cheap buzz
- Plenty of vibration levels, from a soft gentle hum to a ridiculous rumbling thunder
- Provides an incredible G-spot orgasm, and is firm enough to properly penetrate and hold comfortably
- Great price point compared to similar alternatives offering the same or higher functionality
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Cons
- Lack of waterproofing in a well-encased device is odd and leaves you wishing for ease of cleaning
- The extremely firm design may be a turn off for those looking for a softer option for G-spot stimulation
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Seven Factors Considered: The Vibrator Review Protocol
There are many factors that need to be taken into account when researching and “reviewing” vibrators. My main points of consideration are: performance (of course), material, price, level of noise, power sources, cleaning, and aesthetics/design.
Vibrator Performance
Performance is the key. A vibrator can fail all the rest of the factors, but if it provides the most intense orgasm I’ve ever experienced… it will be my choice time and time again. The question rings true: does the sex toy provide a strong, hearty orgasm, or does it fall flat?
Regarding clitoral stimulation, the main sub-factor that makes up most of the performance range is the style of vibrations. Lower quality vibes provide more of a buzz feeling. Higher quality vibes instead provide more of a rumble. You want that rumble. The rumble is deep and penetrating, and gives a far stronger orgasm than the puny, whiny buzz.
More buzz-style vibrations are what leaves you feeling numb after a long masturbation session. Additionally, they can be painful in your hand. We have all been in the situation where we use a low-quality vibrator for too long and end up feeling like we just wrote a novel. Sure, they might be great for a quick session, but when you’re looking for a passionate down and dirty romp, rumbly vibrations are far kinder for the clitoris. All ten options we chose provide those sweet, sweet rumbles.
Vibrator Material Composition
Some vibrator materials will feel far, far better than others. The biggest thing to look for is whether the vibrator is made from non-porous or porous materials. Typically, products made from porous materials are softer. However, they may include harder plastics. If the toy is not ABS hard plastic, it is likely porous. There is nothing wrong with this. However, porous toys will trap dirt and bacteria that is difficult to impossible to remove.
Any products which include phthalates are in this category, but not all porous toys contain phthalates. Conversely, non-porous toys are typically of higher quality and will be far more expensive. However, they won’t collect bacteria and dirt, and can be properly sterilized before use. The most popular non-porous choice for vibrators is silicone, as it can remain soft.
All the vibrators in our top ten list for 2019 are either made from silicone or ABS hard plastic.
- Silicone vibrators are non-porous and can be sterilized quickly and easily. They will range from firm to very soft depending on the product chosen. These are great for vibration transfer and for maintaining warmer body temperatures when inside the vagina.
- ABS hard plastic vibrators are also non-porous and are common with high- and mid-level products. They are cleaned very easily, are typically extremely smooth, but lack the vibration transfer power of silicone. Most bullet vibrators are ABS hard plastic.
Vibrator Price Points
Price is a high determining factor in a vibrator purchase decision. Now, I do end up buying all of them to test. But I’m aware that many of our readers may be on a budget. We are looking for the best “bang for your buck” if you know what I mean.
That being the case, I don’t publish exact prices for any of the products recommended, as prices can change from day to day, and I’m not a fan of providing incorrect information. Keep in mind that as far as pricing goes, rabbits will be higher priced than bullets and eggs, but will provide enhanced functionality in most cases. Expect vibrator prices overall to be higher than any dildo alternative, as there are machinery and mechanisms in place for enhanced pleasure.
Vibrator Noise Levels
This is entirely dependent on location in which you plan to get down to business. Are you in a quiet dorm room? What about a bedroom in a house shared with others? If you’re looking to not draw attention to the fact that you are masturbating vigorously, we recommend going for a more discreet, quieter model. If you live alone or with people who don’t care one way or the other, feel free to bust out the Hitachi Magic Wand and go to town.
Power Sources for Vibrators
One of the most functional preferences that we have is preferring vibrators that recharge over ones that require battery operation or are wired into power outlets. Battery operated toys tend to always run out of steam midway through a focused session. It’s almost a guarantee that they will lose power at the worst possible time.
As far as corded vibrators are concerned, they have their place, but the cords tend to get in the way. We highly recommend USB powered and rechargeable vibrators and sex toys. After use and cleanup, pop it on the charger until it reaches a full charge again. Do this after each use and you’ll never have to worry about running out of juice while on the loose. Additionally, there is a bonus of eco-friendliness, as you aren’t tossing dead batteries into landfills.
Cleaning Ease and Process
Hygiene is important, especially in the nether regions. However, if you are like me, you don’t want to scrub away at your vibrator after a particularly juicy session. There are far more important ways to spend your time, especially after the high of the orgasm wears off and you’re left thinking “what do I do now?”. The answer never seems to be give your sex toys a good rub down.
For this reason, when researching vibrators, I want something that is quick and easy to clean and sanitize. Preferably something that is waterproof so I can give it a good rinse and wash and be done. I’m not looking to grab a towel, grab a spray bottle, spray some cleaner on it, and make sure I get every nook and cranny.
Aesthetics and Design
While this is probably the least crucial of my vibrator review protocol, aesthetics and design are still important. I’m looking for a vibrator that looks stylish and unique. I don’t want a tiny translucent pocket rocket that looks like it was shipped over with ten thousand others, loose in a wet cardboard box on a container ship from China. I want style. I want pizzazz.
Different Types of Vibrators
There are many different types, shapes, and sizes of vibrators to meet any need you can imagine. Some of the main types are eggs, bullets, “pocket rockets”, magic wands, G-spot stimulators, and rabbits. However, there are also some that do not fit into any of the above categories.
When purchasing, it’s important to determine what type of stimulation you are looking for. Clitoral stimulation is the old faithful and is a wonderful option for beginners. That’s the “on top” approach. G-spot stimulation takes it up a notch. Several of the options we have stimulate the G-spot. This is the “inside” approach. Then there are options like rabbit vibrators that can multitask and take care of both the clit and the G-spot at the same time.
Let’s outline the different types of vibrators, to ensure you have proper knowledge before diving into our list.
Bullet and Egg Vibrators
Bullet vibrators and egg vibrators were developed for clitoral stimulation. As such, they are small but robust. As a bonus to the discretion they provide, they are also very affordable compared to alternatives. These are wonderful options for those foraying into sex toys and vibrators for the first time.
Bullets and eggs come with a wide range of vibration patterns, speed ranges, and design functionality. These vibrators are known to be extremely easy to operate. This makes egg vibrators and bullet vibrators perfect for inexperienced or first-time users, or those looking to dive into vibrator use but are unsure where to start.
Additionally, many bullet and egg vibrators are very much budget friendly. Keep in mind, though, that with their diminutive size and price point, these options will typically provide more of a buzzy feel and less of the rumble that I mentioned above. For this reason, if you’ve got the extra funds to shell out, we recommend always upgrading to either a higher end bullet or egg vibrator, or a different option.
Pocket Rocket Vibrators
Regarding smaller clitoral vibrators, pocket rockets are a bestseller. These options visibly resemble small battery-powered flashlights. This makes them easy to use, discreet and a very affordable option for all. Some prefer pocket rockets to bullets and eggs, stating that they are simpler to hold onto and easier to use.
Basic entry-level pocket rockets do not have dynamic speeds but are strong enough for most in many cases. More expensive multi-speed pocket rockets are a great choice, as they have far more variation and cannot be outgrown as easily.
Magic Wand Vibrators
The magic wand vibrator market is dominated by the Hitachi Magic Wand. This product not only is on our top 10 list but also has a large dedicated review here. The Hitachi model is one of the strongest and most widely sold vibrators in existence. However, it’s strength is typically far too much for newer users.
Magic want vibrators are meant to be body massagers, and thus have great variations in speed, are smaller, and are some of the most versatile and widely-used vibrators on the market. The most obvious benefit of these products is discretion, as they aren’t meant to be a “sex toy” per se.
However, there is an obvious disadvantage to these types of vibrator. As magic wands are meant to be body massaging devices for pressure points in areas like the back and shoulders, it can be far too powerful for more delicate areas. Use to your heart’s content, but use caution as well.
G-Spot Vibrators
G-spot vibrators exist as quickly vibrating dildos, period. These vibrator types will typically have a curve in them, to assist with focus on the G-spot deep within. Many novices to penetrating masturbation have difficulties stimulating the G-spot properly. For this reason, we don’t recommend a G-spot vibrator as a starting option.
When looking to graduate up to one of these, you will feel quite the difference between clitoral-focused orgasms and G-spot focused orgasms. It’s a completely different sensation altogether to orgasm when there is something inside you.
Rabbit Vibrators
Two types of rabbit vibrators exist: straight and curved.
- Straight rabbit vibrators have a nodule that stimulates the clitoris. The other end is a straight vibe that looks and acts just like a dildo. The purpose of these is to have a clitoral orgasm while still having something inserted inside you. However, the downside is that the inserted piece does not do a great job at G-spot stimulation.
- Curved rabbit vibrators will stimulate the clitoris with the smaller nodule, but will also have a curved and vibrating piece that slips inside and provides G-spot stimulation at the same time. These are the holy grail of stimulation for most women, and come with a heftier price tag.
Other Vibrating Fun
Vibrating love rings and wear-on cock rings are wonderful options for couples looking to foray into exploration and enhancing the sexual experience. These are typically low-cost, disposable, and provide a fun addition to sex. However, this guide is focused on masturbation and self-love, so we don’t plan to dive far into those.
There are also couple’s vibrators from companies such as We-Vibe. They have three spots on our top ten, so we will be digging into some of those options. However, there are also other masturbators that we won’t be covering, including:
- Dildo-shaped vibrators, which work fine and penetrate well, but provide zero clitoral stimulation and next to no G-spot stimulation.
- Strap-on butterfly vibrators and vibrating clothing is weak, hard to properly position, and overall not comfortable (in my personal experience).
- Anal vibrators, which again are wonderful options, but is not my specific area of expertise. To each their own, but I’m more of a classic girl if you get my drift.
So without any further ado, let’s dive into the ten best vibrators that we reviewed. Detailed for your pleasure.
The Vibrator Buyer’s Guide: Wrapping Things Up
I have covered a lot in this vibrator buyer’s guide. This might be a record holder for the most comprehensive article on vibrating sex toys online. But I do this because I care and because I am passionate about my vibrators. There are a ton of options out there, and a lot of them are absolute garbage. Like complete, total garbage. Above are ten options that aren’t. There is nothing worse than sexual frustration. I aim to alleviate this by trying the garbage out myself and reading the “vibes” to get to the gold.
Do you have any experience with the ten models I covered as my most recommended vibrators? If so, we would love to hear from you. Drop us a comment and let us know about your personal experiences with the vibrators mentioned above. And as always, good vibes!
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