Do you want just to lay back while the latest and greatest technology masturbates you? Would you like to feel an orgasm far beyond what your hand could ever achieve? Well then, you’ve come to the right place. Self-pleasure has never been easier, or more fun. We’ve taken a look at this year’s greatest sex toy releases, and bring you a list of the best male masturbators.
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Male Masturbator Reviews
Fleshlight Launch
The Fleshlight Launch makes the top of our list. It simply is the best hands-free male masturbator and male sex toy due to its versatility and how damn good it feels. It’s an extraordinary experience to have the Launch do all the work, at the perfect tempo, bouncing up and down on your dick. You just have to sit back, put on your favorite porno or VR (virtual reality) video, and let the Launch do the rest. After many, many uses, I always finished with a smile on my face and euphoria that I rarely receive from traditional masturbation.
- Up to 180 strokes per minute! No hand can reach that level of speed and tempo.
- Compatible with VR. The Fleshlight specific VR videos will actually sink the movements of the woman with your Launch.
- Quick charging with a USB cable.
- Free regular software updates to fix any software issues, extend battery
life, and make VR porn better.
For all the good the Fleshlight Launch offers, there are some small annoyances. We really hate the lack of button controls. Fleshlight has instead opted for controls that mimic our smartphones, like dragging across a touch screen. We get it, you’re trying to market this thing as some space-age technology. That’s cool and all but the lack of buttons can be annoying, especially if you have any lube on your fingers. There is some silver lining to a lack of buttons however. It makes cleanup faster and simpler.
The Fleshlight Launch really is a great product and one of the best Fleshlights. It comes with a hefty price tag to reflect that. At over $200 just for the Launch and then more money spent on the sleeves, you’re in for around $300 total, give or take.
Pros
- Fully Automated Experience
- VR Ready with more being added
- Interchangeable Fleshlight sleeves
Cons
- Controls take getting used to
You can read our full review of the Fleshlight Launch here.
Kiiroo Onyx2
The Onyx2 by Kiiroo is another hands-free, automated experience. Kiiroo is an Amsterdam based company that wants to completely revolutionize the industry by bringing the most interactive experience. Kiiroo focuses heavily on having good VR pornography to work in tandem with their masturbator. The experience is very interactive and a lot of fun to experience.
The Onyx2 is similar to the Launch but uses a pressure grip system as the primary pleasure design. While Fleshlights use unique pleasure chambers that massage and suction your penis from head to shaft, the Onyx2 uses tightening rings. Don’t get me wrong the tightening rings feel nice, feel great even. That said, they just don’t feel as good as a Fleshlight. The onyx2 feels like you’re being deep-throating. Definitely a great feeling, but not quite as pleasurable as the Launch.
The Kiiroo Onyx2 upfront cost looks similar to the Launch, but it’s actually quite a bit cheaper. With the Fleshlight Launch, you need to purchase a sleeve separately. The Onyx2 has its own built-in sleeve.
This is good and bad. While you are saving money on you’re losing a lot of versatility. You can never transition from one sleeve to the next as you can with the Launch. You are stuck with one option. Also, because it is hard to remove, it can be a bit of pain to clean.
You can read our full review of the Kiiroo Onyx 2 here.
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Pros
- Interactivity focused with a great VR selection
- Fully Automated, up to 140 strokes a minute!
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Cons
- Not as pleasurable as Fleshlight
- Difficult to clean and no versatility
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Tenga Eggs
Initially, I wasn’t going to place the Tenga Egg so high up on the list. However, it excels in one area so much that I just had to add it. It’s great for men on the move. It looks exactly like an actual egg. You can place it in your pocket, toss it in your suitcase, or keep it in a backpack. At under 1lb, it is extremely lightweight, concealable and discreet.
The Eggs also come in variety of different styles and textures. As of today, There are 18 different textures. I suggest picking up a variety pack of the hard-boiled Tenga Eggs. They are a bit of a step up from the “regular”. The inner designs are more intricate and feel better designed.
Now I know what you may be thinking. These eggs are tiny, how in the hell am I going to fit my penis in there? Don’t worry, they are made from a very stretchy elastomer than can drastically expand for a snug, yet comfortable fit regardless of your dick size
It might not give you the same experience as the Launch or Kiiroo, but it’s great at its purpose. To be one of the best male masturbators.
Pros
- Inexpensive
- Discreet
- Disposable
Cons
- Only good for a few uses
Cheapest place to buy: Shevibe
Kuuval Pussy and Ass Doll
The Kuuval Pussy and Ass Doll has a terrible name. That said, the product is actually pretty amazing. It is a life size replica of the female ass and lower back. It’s remarkably easy to maneuver in and around the Kuuval.
What really sets the Kuuval apart from the other masturbators is the realistic motions. What I mean by that is you are actually fucking the Kuuval. You lay it on a flat surface and go to down on the pussy, ass, or both. It feels more real and more animalistic than jerking yourself off with the other masturbators. Really fun experience using the Kuuval that I won’t soon forget.
Unfortunately, the Kuuval has one big downside, it sucks to clean. It weighs around 15lbs which makes it a bitch to move around. It’s cumbersome and tough to carry especially with an erection and lubed up fingers. It does come with a drying agent which is sorely needed. It’s difficult to air out the toy after cleaning.
If you can overlook the cleaning aspect, it’s a super fun and unique experience that most other male masturbators can’t compare with.
Pros
- Realistic looking and feeling
- Amazing feeling pleasure canals
- Great Price
Cons
- Cleanup is time consuming
- Not easy to travel with
Cheapest place to buy: Amazon
Fleshlight Stamina Training Unit
Unlike some of the other best male masturbators, the Fleshlight STU(stamina training unit) is not an automated and not great for traveling. Although, it can be paired with the Fleshlight Launch, but on its own, it will require manual movements. That said, it’s one of the most revolutionary sex products for men.
The Fleshlight STU has given men the opportunity to practice on a sex toy that greatly mimics a woman’s vagina. This is great if you want to train yourself to last longer in bed or impress your date.
You can read our full review of the Fleshlight STU here.
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Pros
- Similar to vaginal canal
- Great for training yourself to last longer
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Cons
- Not hands-free unless paired with the Launch
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A232
The 232 2 is one of the first men’s sex toys to really focus on the blowjob experience. Where other masturbators rely on intricate sleeve designs, the 232 2 uses a “penis gripper” system. After you insert yourself into the 232 2, the beads with grip the outside of the sleeve. The beads then begin to stroke up and down the sleeve at a predetermined tightness.
The big fear I had when using the 232 2 was that it was going to turn my dick into a flattened pork chop. I really didn’t want to get bruised or pinched. Thankfully the engineers who designed it did a damn good job. There was no pain and the beads gently, yet forcefully glide up and down your shaft at a consistent speed and tightness. I wouldn’t say it feels like a blowjob, but it does feel very good
There is one problem I personally had with the 232 2It’s really freaking loud. If you live with others, beware. They will likely be able to hear this thing
Pros
- Unique and pleasurable sensations
- Simple and fast cleanup
- Removable sleeve
Cons
- Really Loud
How To Choose The Perfect Male Masturbator
Didn’t like our top picks? Want to make a different choice? No problem, we can help you with that too.
Before you ever pick up that credit card, consider your options carefully. Here are the most important factors to keep in mind.
Size
We’re not talking about your penis size here! These male masturbators can fit almost all sizes, unless your next Mandingo, you’ll fit fine. We’re talking about the size of the sex toy.
Take into consideration where you’re going to be using the masturbator. If you travel a lot, you’re going to want something smaller, more discrete. If you have nosey parents, getting Fleshlight that looks inconspicuously looks like a flashlight ain’t a bad idea.
Intensity
Are you looking for a masturbator to give you intense and explosive orgasms, or are you just wanting a
Vagina, anal, or oral?
Personally, I love all three. That said, you need to pick the one which gets your mind-racing and penis standing at attention that fastest. Typically, most people get the vagina looking masturbator. In the end, it’s what’s on the inside that counts, that’s where the pleasure chambers are going to tightly grip your penis and bring you to an explosive ecstasy.
I really can’t help you with this one, think
Quality of materials
We’ve all read the horror stories of cheap Chinese knockoff products getting people sick or damaging them financially and physically. Don’t stick your dick in a cheap Chinese knockoff people. Stick to well-known brands and official websites. We know that $10 male masturbator from
Price
I hate bringing up prices when it comes to pleasure, but it’s important. Most of the hands-free masturbators cost a pretty penny. The motors, electronic inner-workings, and accompanying VR videos amount to well over $100 after everything is said and done.
The minimum you’ll end up spending is around $60 for the STU with a maximum of around $200 if you go with the premium Launch. Consider your budget and plan approriately.
Also, think of all the money you’ll save on dates though! A male masturbator doesn’t get hungry, doesn’t drink your liquor, and doesn’t get tired of giving your blowjobs!
Keeping Your Masturbator in Tip-Top Shape
Unfortunately, there is going to be a small amount of maintenance required in order to keep your sex toy working properly and lasting for years.
It’s going to come down to cleaning. Imagine blowing a load inside your favorite masturbator and letting it sit there for days. Gross! Just like washing your hand after wards, you need to wash your sex toy too!
FAQ
Here are some great questions we commonly receive. If you have any more questions, or think we missed something, please leave a comment below!
How to use a male masturbator?
This is a complicated question that probably deserves its own separate article. Just like every male masturbator is made from unique components, with a unique design and unique goal, we men are also very unique. Here’s how I use them, which I think makes a great baseline.
Firstly, you’re going to want to have some sex toy lube handy. We suggest a high-quality water-based lubricant. Unlike a vagina, male masturbators do not produce any natural lubrication. You need to bring that yourself.
If there is anything you take away from this article it should be this: There is no “perfect” way of using a masturbator. Experiment and try new positions, speeds, and movements. Have fun with it and enjoy yourself!
Do the best male masturbators feel realistic?
The short answer is, absolutely yes they do feel
The long answer is a bit more complex. Each product uses a unique blend of materials that gives a very similar feeling to the soft skin of the genitals. That said, certain models of male masturbators are built purely for pleasure, and not with realism in mind. You need to decide if you would rather have a very realistic feeling masturbator like the Fleshlight STU, or a more pleasurable experience using something like the Fleshlight Launch + Stoya Destroya combo.
Overall, while a male masturbator is without a doubt a far better sensation than masturbation alone, it can never fully replace the joy and arousal of another human being. These products are just that, products. Use them to give you amazing orgasms but don’t try to replace the bond and feelings of sex with another person.
How to make a male masturbator?
If you’re looking to create your very own masturbation device, you’ve come to the wrong place. That’s okay though, we know of a great article that focuses on the creation of male masturbation toys! If you do decide that creating your own male masturbator is too much work, come back to FriendlyHostility and we will set you up with the perfect toy.
Wrapping Up
Masturbation has always been one of life’s simple pleasures. Get yourself off in the evening before bed is a staple in most men’s routines. Why not add a quality male masturbator to that routine and give your hand a break? Your worth it and your dick will thank you.
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